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About Us

Here at the UwU Cat Cafe we work hard to provide the best level of care for all customers, staff and others in the city! We serve a wide range of exciting & fun meals, Our diverse work team are hard working and strive to improve the cafe wherever possible. We love hearing back from our customers on ways in which we can improve.

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New Toy Box!

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Our Staff

Yuumi Sphynx
Rye Bunny
Jonny Coldones
Scoobi Doobi
Amala Kidraga
Chad Dude
Angel Monet
Ayla Kan
Casper Johnlee
Harley Quinnn
Johnny Kun
Max Purrr
Nigel Green
Sam Michell
Alexa Blueballs
Bella Bunny
Bengt Knutsson
Bert Knutsson
Cordelia Dingledish
Corey Clark
Daniel Ceaser
Evee Uwu
Fibi Fox
Fluffy JoJo
Issy Moore
Kit Cat
Lovli Pusseh
Lucian Skye
Luis Mendoza
Nobby Gee
Will Bur

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† Doesn't include "Meal Deal" in this deal.
Any resale of UwU Cat Cafe Products and/or merchandise will be met with legal action and is not permitted.

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