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About Us

Here at the UwU Cat Cafe we work hard to provide the best level of care for all customers, staff and others in the city! We serve a wide range of exciting & fun meals, Our diverse work team are hard working and strive to improve the cafe wherever possible. We love hearing back from our customers on ways in which we can improve.

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New Toy Box!

Collect them all and get a free loyalty card or upgrade! (Up to the maximum of Platinum)


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Easter Deals!

Bunny Box $1300

A selection of food goodies and a drink from our Easter bunny range!

Egg-ceptional Extravaganza $4500

The biggest and best box from our Easter specials, with egg-celent gifts!

Menu Deals

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Our Staff

Yuumi Sphynx
Harley Quinnn
Max Purrr
Jonny Coldones
Kadee Leigh
Charlie Voss
Coco Black
Eli Smith
Fiona Loving
Gina Rogers
Nigel Green
Niki Quicky
Nobby Gee
Paddy Pim
Pien Wen
Alex Ehl
Bella Bunny
Bob Katz
Chef Papi
Daniel Ceaser
Einar Shaketang
Evee Uwu
Fluffy JoJo
Haru Ling
Jason Clay
Jtt Uwu
Kitty Bunda
Koji Kintsugi
Lucian Skye
Luis Mendoza
Mei Kintsugi
Skyler Blue
Yoshi Balotelli

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Small Print
† Doesn't include "Meal Deal" in this deal.
Any resale of UwU Cat Cafe Products and/or merchandise will be met with legal action and is not permitted.

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