love coming here, wish the food after hours was a little better. fortune cookies arent too fulfilling, maybe offer some chonky boxes for after hour take out

Harley 2/10 service but got there in the end so 10/10 food was very very good :|

Best place in town to satisfy your needs. Better when Charlie and Wally makes it for you <3

Damn best caffe in the city. Easter Matcha Frappe is lit, tastes like easter.

welcome to uwu what can i dowu for youwu

Ever since I found this place my life has been so much better. Wally especially has changed my life around from being a hardened criminal to giving out Free Food and Fix Kits. Love this place. 10/10

FREE FOOD FREE FIX-KITS FREE JOINTS

charlie is the nicest batista

Increadible staff, 10/10 service and the frappes slap, great customer service

Charlie OT

INCREDIBLE customer service 10/10 super friendly staff!

Elis always flirting, with the boys that is, 2/10 service.

Eli gave me a cheeky wink when he passed me my Valentines Frappe, little tease 10/10 service ;)

Best food in town, you better get yo shit here.

Nice place good food and drinks

best food and drinks

Got asked to pop a titty to recive my food... hmmmm

Your coffe tast like cat

good service but i asked for a hot chocolate and got a burger

Place is bangin' y'know kid, shout out Biggy for the preview, no need to be such a tease, chill place though

Drake made my heart beat really fast, I recommend his service, and Daniel was excellent. Highly recommend to anyone coming here.

drake and daniel are top tier at customer service

Skyler is an absolute legend - amazing service <3 - Mr Crowley (4horsemangang)

Had the most relaxing time at the UwU Cat Cafe in LS and the most gracious hostess to ever bless this earth. Skyler you're an absolute saint & a goddess don't change

NO TASERS WAS HARMED IN THE FILMING OF THIS MOVIE

only the nice people work here

The women here make me feel good

Very good, amazing, 10/10. The staff were lovely

Very good ! 5 stars

Ayla served me cold food !

great food place

Its alright I GUESSSS

chillin shakes 5 stars luvly staff

10/10 Experience defenitly worth coming here for great Rp and service

Definitely the best icecream I've ever had, would highly recommend it!

10/10 major roley-poley best food ic!! get a plat card for the crazy good freakshakes u broke bitch.

Nigel Green is a great server and is very efficient xoxo

It's pretty cool

Best place in City!

Shame they don't sell actual cat but the food is nice none the less

nobby gee deserves a promo such a cool guy

Amazing place to interact with friends

Wouldn't refund my expired Kitty Donut, wasn't told it had an expiry date and I brought it in Feburary. They fooled me in to buying another new one, and telling me that's the refund process. The donut was very nice but rather not be scammed. Over all I would reccomend the donut but always double check any small prints they don't tell you.

After a long hard days work of putting out fires around Los Santos, I really look forward to my UwU packed lunch! <3

heavy scran 10/.10

Danny Gibbles needs to get his level higher but overall he is pretty cute and his service is quite solid like something else when i see him

Lovely resturant much better than Fred although there is missing some kiwis, and fred has that I must admit

So i tried to order some food and Mrs Roger Bunny called me fat and wanted to change my diet and therefor choose what i was ordering, very very not nice. She then keept judging me due to my massive order to feed my big belly. I will rate this place a 0/10 and go to Freds Pizza, Hopefully they got some better discord kittens there!

Rye refused to serve me and the tea was cold

Angel monet - forced me to do 10/10 so she dosen't get fired

I like uWu its nice

Chad Dude is the best. He is so funny and quirky and chill. He always has an uplifing spirit and is so good at making food and stuff like that.

uwu ot <3<3<3

Love this place

Scoobi and Lissandra are the best mascots the cafe ever, they make me come back over and over with their good mood and great service. Always a smile for everybody and a laugh <3

SCOOBY is the hook up best milkshakes

NIGEL ALWAYS THERE TO HELP WITH A UPLIFTING ATTITUDE, BEST BARRISTER ALWAYS THERE ON SHIFT WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST MILKSHAKES IN THE CITY

i got served by some little boy. my sister amala told me about him and how he can be extrememly aggressive and i defintely got that treatment today but he also put that aggression into his cooking. MY MILKSHAKES WERE SO SPICY but its okay i cant handle the heat :p 9/10 would buy again

I came down to visit my lovely daughter, the cow wasn't there... anyways came down to tell you you're adopted hahaha (laughs in old rusty dusty musty voice) just kidding darlin! love ya, - Walter Bunny ps. Fill the fridge up will ya and mow the lawn.

Scoobi OT FrFr

I love this place, Lissandra always backs the beef. Pop Smoke is a danny.

i flippin dont like this place... CUS I FLIPPIN LOVE IT! thnx nigel for the great customer flippin service :)

Best cafe also my husband works here so hes the best employee ever absoloute seetheart, met him here, place of love <3

Love coming to Uwu <3 x Amazing food and super awesome staff!

Ayla, Scoobi and Harley best staff ever

SCOOBY HOOKED ME UP WITH SOME BLUEBERRY UWU DRINK THINGIES! THEY WERE SO GOOD THEY FILLED ME STOMACH RIGHT UP AND SORTED OUT ALL MY NEEDS <3 GOAT

staff (scobby) are rude got sent to pill box with a machete to the ribs .

Scobby OT <3

Always top class server, best food in city!

Great customer service and always open when you need it most

loving the tea's and shakes

Had the most amazing date here, amazing service. Perfect!

Veri Gud Veri Najs

Absolutely Fantabulous, best tap water going.

Amazing service at all times.

Chad is the bestest ever, love my husband soooooo much best worker!

Chad is the best. 10/10. 100% service every time. Never misses a beat. Never messes up an order. Hes such a chill dude. (not chads cousin).

nobby flipping g cool flipping staff

10/10 Chad deserves a promotion

0/10 they stole my car and turned it pink

Very fast and they were very kind, even with my very bad english 10/10

Harley whoever, gave excellent service and got my foood prepped very fast 10/10 :)

GOOD 10/10

Terrible place! Wont take my major orders and rude staff!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and no discord kittens here

This place is great minus the fact that I needed to get toys to become apart of their loyalty scheme

10/10 DeAndre Japan best server brev man hooked me up

10/10 would recommed

10/10 AMALA MADE GUD CHICKI CAKE

The most chill and amazing place in the city! Love to get my food there!

Scoobi phony but hey he works good

foods good , scoobi on top tho fr fr

Good Customer Care from Scoobi and Harley. Keep up the Good Work!!!

I'm a fluffy cat

everytime i come here i seem to get killed, tased or eaten by a mountain LION!!!!!

Scoobi gives 150% service. Very nice lad. Rest of staff is pretty POG too!

Marlou... Darla.... Marla... is the 3rd best member of staff after Scoobi and Chad

cat cafe is always open which is top tier when ever my stomach rumbles i know where i can rely on for food 24/7. the staff in there are very friendly and talkative, they like a good dance sometimes depends on the day. the customer service is 10/10 as soon as you walk through the doors you are greeted and your order is taken within seconds of entering. scoobi is one of the best workers there,im pretty sure hes my top server hes always sharpish with my orders they always come fresh hot katsu curry with a nice coffee its very filling after i finish i always want more, however after eating loads of a variety of stuff i feel like im having a food baby. 10/10 business highly reccomended best place to go for food in city. GET THERE WHEN YOU CAN, it dosent dissapoint!

very cool the food is great

all of the members of cat cafe are very sweet and knowlegeable of their items. would recommend 2000/10

food and water

Scoobie Doobi has excellent customer service skills. 10/10

I was here to order food with my favorite Captain Steve Silva, when a black lion with the name Kit Kat clawed my captain to death.

Pretty radical place dude. Would 100% recommend if your hungry and want to chill. Staff are all cool dudesssss

BALLAS WE ARE SUPER HAPPY WITH THIS WUW PLACE AND THE FOOD THEY MAKING W PLACE

AS A COMMANDER OF BALLAS WE ARE SUPER HAPPY WITH THIS WUW PLACE AND THE FOOD THEY MAKING W PLACE

AS A CEO OF BALLAS WE ARE SUPER HAPPY WITH THIS WUW PLACE AND THE FOOD THEY MAKING W PLACE

NOBBY G IS THE BEST HE IS SO CUTE AND THE FOOD IS SO GOOD OMGG

The head chef is so good at cooking!

best cafe ever

LOVE THIS PLACE BEST FOOD PLACE ᐡ꒳ᐡ

best food place in city +scoobi best server

BEST FOOD AROUND

Scoobi is a top tier member of the UwU cafe. I think he deserves a promotion for all his hard work and activity

The tofu soups well good <3 and scoobi is awesome

I'm Miley Cyrus and this is my favorite Cat Cafe in the city

Great customer service. Super welcoming. Served by Nobby Gee

Amazing place, Very comforting and amazing service from knobiegee

Great discord kittens

Always welcomed with a meow by a street cat named Scoobi. I fear he may be rabid as when I pull my gun out he hisses. I always order tofu soup although the kitchen smells like burnt toast when I do. Till this day I am unsure if I am having a stroke or the wonderful Miss Rye Bunny is burning the first batch of Tofu Soup. I love cc!

Nobby Gee is the best! From an anonymous customer

You always get a free side of chaos with your order. 10/10 would recommend

Johnny was very welcoming. Complimented my sideburns and also gave me my drinks not in a bag in which I didnt request but I do prefer. Very good employee and will defo be returning. xxx

I may have driven my truck on the grass and ruined it but I really enjoyed my Sushi!!! 🍣 Sorry about the grass Yuumi!!! 👉👈

Very good food and people are very nice :)

AMZING FOOD AND PEOPLE 10/10

THEM TEAS BUSSIN

claw machine is a scam

Rye was lovely and my food was great. Scoobi repeatedly called me a fat c*nt Somewhat mixed review

very good. i like it so good

amala da killa

DELICIOSO AYYY DIOS MIO

Scoobi gave me a heart donut, it really made my day! ❤

Very good service, been 3 times already today and i plan to come here atleast 12 more. Very good and social personnel.

My soup i was given by the cat thing tasted foul, like someone pissed in it. Other than that it was fine <3 🥰✨

Such a great place to chill with an assortment, often a great vibe around Uwu Cafe.

the best food ever

very cute i want scoobi snack

scooby is saur good at cleaning lololollol

My favourite food is a Chonky Box with cream, a non carbonated beverage and a side of fortune cookie, i sold my nephews to buy it and it was worth it. Much love James Kok.

Amazing food and amazing staff <3

I Love you all <3, best foooood eva

Very dusty but tasted good

lovely place nice people come check it out amazing customer service

very good food good customer service

Amazing Lovely Staff <3

hot staff ss

Got served by Wolf, such a lovely waitress and gave excellent service, would love to get served again :)

yuumi smells like cheesecake she needs to sort that out :)

Amala made good food even thought I got it late and it was cold and wasnt what i ordered but it was good still :)

quandale dingle ding is a great worker gangster walk hipster also has a very nice service i waited 1hour for food and it was cold just the way i like it 10-10 #cheese #iHaveHighColesterol

Some absolute baddies here!

SCOOBY is very hospitable server and very kind. loved the food here.

VERY GOOD SERVICE I GOT FOOD AND ATE IT LOVEY STUFF VERY NICE

Food is amazing, I promise I haven't been forced to write this with a gun to my head ;-; is this okay Scoobi? Can you put the gun away?

I Love Cat Cafe Employes They Are Friendly. + Good Food

Food Sucks GG

10/10 service apart from i still havent been given my black card 😒

Scoobi makes great munch, made my day

Some top scran, Suiiii

Johnny was on the spot! He hooked me up!

9/10 - Tried robbing once and they didn't hand over the money. Cats are very good, pls never let Kenji be one. Food is ok

Kept getting hit with snowballs had to taze a guy. 10/10 customer service and staff. The cats are an extra bonus

I got told to write this.

Johnny made me some great scran 10/10

Rye Bunny on top sorry scoobi

Good food. They kept asking me about their cats though