I came in looking for some muscles and left with tofu soup. It ran right through me, kinda like how I wish that attractive young male barista would run through this p…

opal tazed me 30 times +rep

Stormi got that action ngl

Stormi told me suck eggs

Stormi served the freshest feed the fam box ever! She's my favourite barista and everyone should give her massive tips! Yippee!

the person below me is lying...

Someone who didnt even serve me begged me to leave them a good review saying they should get a promotion... here is the review...

cats clawed my eyes out absolutely fuming like

Really beautiful place with good food and beautiful women, especially Valentina, Opal and Charlie

Tiger didnt touch my bento boxes :c

please take away the stun gun from henry

gave nobby a sock

Very Nice Customer Service

HENRY THE BEST WORKER EVER HAD THEM CHARLIE IS THE 2ND THO BUT GOOD ASWELL

Charlie is the best. shes a credit to uwu

Food always bussing

Opal was very kind with my small order next time will try and order more to make it more of a challenge

Best food i've had in a long time, the service made it taste even better. Opal makes every order with love. I will never eat food from a vending machine again.

Opal - great service. Made over 75 items to order. Very happy customer here.

HENRY!!!!!!!!!

OPAL IS SO NICE AND SWEET VERY GOOD YES

the cat scratched my bottom

TITI! great service, always getting me that fresh shi quick time!

CHRIS PEECOCK IMPECCABLE SERVICE, great communication and crazy quick service!

Chris is a stand up guy, He let me tased him 10/10 service he needs a raise.

Chris Peecock, very quick service (love the CAT ears :D)

Chris Peecock, Thanks for the service great person!

Hello dears this place is wonderful the staff are amazing they make their customers feel so welcome oh i do recommend

titty an chris is beautiful. great baristas! crushing hard on titty! MEOW

I got served by these two amazing baristas, Titty and Chris. Its chris first day but he is for sure doing great for him! I love the atmosphere and vibe here will definitely be visitign again 10/10 customer service + food

Great Staff If you haven't tried it yet you will love it Some great food on the menu Will be returning 5/5 stars

very hot ladies would defo smash again cheers

Teemo Tee is the goat, all hail Teemo Tee!

Teemo T was very rude and did not serve me properly

After a long and exhausting day at work my stomach was empty. And I was craving UwU cafee's awesome toofu soups. I walked in tired and exhausted and I was met by this beautiful energized angel who helped me choose just whats right for me. She had nice humour and she was joking and making me giggle n shi. This sweetie gave me my food and I finished it all right at the counter. It was the tastiest toofu soup I've ever had before. And trust me I've had alot of soups before. Then I left a generous tip of $10 and I explained to her that I was broke atm trying to make bread and she was very compassionate and understanding and she was making sure that I felt heard and understood. This is the first time someone has made me write a review. This humble amazing queen is none other than Angel. The hero we all love and need, take care !!! :) // Deen

tazered my friend for "taking too long"

i was too scared to go in by myself so my frend ordered me a halloween box and i got a toy and he is called clarence. unfortunately the manager tazed me after and i was very sad :( i like the food though and the girl at the counter was very nice

muchus uwu really shouldnt be promoted refused to give me 1 of every cake on the meny find it dispicable fire this guy immediately

1/5, waiter was on the phone in front of me

Coco be a demon cook, quickest in the bizz

coco needs promotion

bicky deserves a promotion, best customer service . very kind and freindly knows how to do his job . one of the best workers here a cat cafe.

bicky needs a promotion he is a fantastic worker always busting his ass off. best customer service . very kind and freindly knows how to do his job . one of the best workers here a cat cafe. will be coming back because of bicky 10/10

Pink hair man best seller, went in for 2 food and a drink went out with 20 each :)

henry and charlie need promotion

5 OUT OF 5 STARS I love Henry, he is the best.

temu refused to take my order and said she would slap me even tho im just a customer thats is trying to order politley

Food wasn't great, there was a long blonde hair in the food. Staff was also rude

Kallum Precitipation What a geeza made me feel welcome and made me some good food!

Tippy Tippin what a sound bloke really helped me with my food

Amazing but not enough workers

Food was good but it gives you diarrhea

Top Munch, Teemu and Sheneea Excellent workers!!

There a fukin solth ahh fella runnin ze place up while play boy carti was singing.

tazed me for showing pride flag

Food was Amazing as always Service is really great by everyone there especially Dakota interior and building is beautiful too prices are the best 10/10!

10/11 Always room for improvement

gave me a refund no problem. many thanks to charlie

Semolina is TOP G

Semolina farted on me with no concent and tried drying up my sogginess

semilina rubbed stole my chicken wings

Horrible service and insulting customers 0/10

great food and drinks charlie was a great server and made sure to tip.love the cats and the fire and chairs gave it a peacful vibe

Top tier service from jayden so amazing, only downside is he's bare short

I LOVE CHARILE'S FOOD<333

THE FOOD WAS COLD

Amazing Service and fast!

Lovely service from Lunaria today!

ble i don a job

Uhhh meow????

Love it, so cute!

good food and fast service!! Recomended!

I went here to get just some icecream but I ended up making lots of new friends. The people that work here are the most wonderful people I've met in this city so far. Truly would recommend to visit!

Shout out to Muchos, Stormi, Carly for making my last visit super enjoyable!!

Best cafe in city , and the employes are really kind over there i spoke to Lunaria Liu and she was rlly helpful she deserve a raise !!!

Best food in city, I'm there everyday and there is one employer there Lunaria Liu that is very kind and helpful. I think a promotionis needed. ALSO BIGGIE DESERVES A RAISE

Best food in city, I'm there everyday and there is one employer there Lunaria Liu that is very kind and helpful. I think a promotionis needed.

Best food in city, I'm there everyday and there is one employer there Lunaria Liu that is very kind and helpful. I think she deserves a raise!!!!!!

Best cafe in city , and the employes are really kind over there i spoke to Lunaria Liu and she was rlly helpful she deserve a raise !!

Best cafe ever, employees are so sweet, food is amazing. Haters hate because they're not cute enough. COME TO THE CAFE

I might aswell move into this place :)

uwu>gelatos

uwu>gelato

chicken wings buss off, waitress is decent looking. paid a good tip cuz im a baller

Fun world I love

Charlie was very nice to me, 10/10

love coming here, wish the food after hours was a little better. fortune cookies arent too fulfilling, maybe offer some chonky boxes for after hour take out

Harley 2/10 service but got there in the end so 10/10 food was very very good :|

Best place in town to satisfy your needs. Better when Charlie and Wally makes it for you <3

Damn best caffe in the city. Easter Matcha Frappe is lit, tastes like easter.

welcome to uwu what can i dowu for youwu

Ever since I found this place my life has been so much better. Wally especially has changed my life around from being a hardened criminal to giving out Free Food and Fix Kits. Love this place. 10/10

FREE FOOD FREE FIX-KITS FREE JOINTS

charlie is the nicest batista

Increadible staff, 10/10 service and the frappes slap, great customer service

Charlie OT

INCREDIBLE customer service 10/10 super friendly staff!

Elis always flirting, with the boys that is, 2/10 service.

Eli gave me a cheeky wink when he passed me my Valentines Frappe, little tease 10/10 service ;)

Best food in town, you better get yo shit here.

Nice place good food and drinks

best food and drinks

Got asked to pop a titty to recive my food... hmmmm

Your coffe tast like cat

good service but i asked for a hot chocolate and got a burger

Place is bangin' y'know kid, shout out Biggy for the preview, no need to be such a tease, chill place though

Drake made my heart beat really fast, I recommend his service, and Daniel was excellent. Highly recommend to anyone coming here.

drake and daniel are top tier at customer service

Skyler is an absolute legend - amazing service <3 - Mr Crowley (4horsemangang)

Had the most relaxing time at the UwU Cat Cafe in LS and the most gracious hostess to ever bless this earth. Skyler you're an absolute saint & a goddess don't change

NO TASERS WAS HARMED IN THE FILMING OF THIS MOVIE

only the nice people work here

The women here make me feel good

Very good, amazing, 10/10. The staff were lovely

Very good ! 5 stars

Ayla served me cold food !

great food place

Its alright I GUESSSS

chillin shakes 5 stars luvly staff

10/10 Experience defenitly worth coming here for great Rp and service

Definitely the best icecream I've ever had, would highly recommend it!

10/10 major roley-poley best food ic!! get a plat card for the crazy good freakshakes u broke bitch.

Nigel Green is a great server and is very efficient xoxo

It's pretty cool

Best place in City!

Shame they don't sell actual cat but the food is nice none the less

nobby gee deserves a promo such a cool guy

Amazing place to interact with friends

Wouldn't refund my expired Kitty Donut, wasn't told it had an expiry date and I brought it in Feburary. They fooled me in to buying another new one, and telling me that's the refund process. The donut was very nice but rather not be scammed. Over all I would reccomend the donut but always double check any small prints they don't tell you.

After a long hard days work of putting out fires around Los Santos, I really look forward to my UwU packed lunch! <3

heavy scran 10/.10

Danny Gibbles needs to get his level higher but overall he is pretty cute and his service is quite solid like something else when i see him

Lovely resturant much better than Fred although there is missing some kiwis, and fred has that I must admit

So i tried to order some food and Mrs Roger Bunny called me fat and wanted to change my diet and therefor choose what i was ordering, very very not nice. She then keept judging me due to my massive order to feed my big belly. I will rate this place a 0/10 and go to Freds Pizza, Hopefully they got some better discord kittens there!

Rye refused to serve me and the tea was cold

Angel monet - forced me to do 10/10 so she dosen't get fired

I like uWu its nice

Chad Dude is the best. He is so funny and quirky and chill. He always has an uplifing spirit and is so good at making food and stuff like that.

uwu ot <3<3<3

Love this place

Scoobi and Lissandra are the best mascots the cafe ever, they make me come back over and over with their good mood and great service. Always a smile for everybody and a laugh <3

SCOOBY is the hook up best milkshakes

NIGEL ALWAYS THERE TO HELP WITH A UPLIFTING ATTITUDE, BEST BARRISTER ALWAYS THERE ON SHIFT WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST MILKSHAKES IN THE CITY

i got served by some little boy. my sister amala told me about him and how he can be extrememly aggressive and i defintely got that treatment today but he also put that aggression into his cooking. MY MILKSHAKES WERE SO SPICY but its okay i cant handle the heat :p 9/10 would buy again

I came down to visit my lovely daughter, the cow wasn't there... anyways came down to tell you you're adopted hahaha (laughs in old rusty dusty musty voice) just kidding darlin! love ya, - Walter Bunny ps. Fill the fridge up will ya and mow the lawn.

Scoobi OT FrFr

I love this place, Lissandra always backs the beef. Pop Smoke is a danny.

i flippin dont like this place... CUS I FLIPPIN LOVE IT! thnx nigel for the great customer flippin service :)

Best cafe also my husband works here so hes the best employee ever absoloute seetheart, met him here, place of love <3

Love coming to Uwu <3 x Amazing food and super awesome staff!

Ayla, Scoobi and Harley best staff ever

SCOOBY HOOKED ME UP WITH SOME BLUEBERRY UWU DRINK THINGIES! THEY WERE SO GOOD THEY FILLED ME STOMACH RIGHT UP AND SORTED OUT ALL MY NEEDS <3 GOAT

staff (scobby) are rude got sent to pill box with a machete to the ribs .

Scobby OT <3

Always top class server, best food in city!

Great customer service and always open when you need it most

loving the tea's and shakes

Had the most amazing date here, amazing service. Perfect!

Veri Gud Veri Najs

Absolutely Fantabulous, best tap water going.

Amazing service at all times.

Chad is the bestest ever, love my husband soooooo much best worker!

Chad is the best. 10/10. 100% service every time. Never misses a beat. Never messes up an order. Hes such a chill dude. (not chads cousin).

nobby flipping g cool flipping staff

10/10 Chad deserves a promotion

0/10 they stole my car and turned it pink

Very fast and they were very kind, even with my very bad english 10/10

Harley whoever, gave excellent service and got my foood prepped very fast 10/10 :)

GOOD 10/10

Terrible place! Wont take my major orders and rude staff!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and no discord kittens here

This place is great minus the fact that I needed to get toys to become apart of their loyalty scheme

10/10 DeAndre Japan best server brev man hooked me up

10/10 would recommed

10/10 AMALA MADE GUD CHICKI CAKE

The most chill and amazing place in the city! Love to get my food there!

Scoobi phony but hey he works good

foods good , scoobi on top tho fr fr

Good Customer Care from Scoobi and Harley. Keep up the Good Work!!!

I'm a fluffy cat

everytime i come here i seem to get killed, tased or eaten by a mountain LION!!!!!

Scoobi gives 150% service. Very nice lad. Rest of staff is pretty POG too!

Marlou... Darla.... Marla... is the 3rd best member of staff after Scoobi and Chad

cat cafe is always open which is top tier when ever my stomach rumbles i know where i can rely on for food 24/7. the staff in there are very friendly and talkative, they like a good dance sometimes depends on the day. the customer service is 10/10 as soon as you walk through the doors you are greeted and your order is taken within seconds of entering. scoobi is one of the best workers there,im pretty sure hes my top server hes always sharpish with my orders they always come fresh hot katsu curry with a nice coffee its very filling after i finish i always want more, however after eating loads of a variety of stuff i feel like im having a food baby. 10/10 business highly reccomended best place to go for food in city. GET THERE WHEN YOU CAN, it dosent dissapoint!

very cool the food is great

all of the members of cat cafe are very sweet and knowlegeable of their items. would recommend 2000/10

food and water

Scoobie Doobi has excellent customer service skills. 10/10

I was here to order food with my favorite Captain Steve Silva, when a black lion with the name Kit Kat clawed my captain to death.

Pretty radical place dude. Would 100% recommend if your hungry and want to chill. Staff are all cool dudesssss

BALLAS WE ARE SUPER HAPPY WITH THIS WUW PLACE AND THE FOOD THEY MAKING W PLACE

AS A COMMANDER OF BALLAS WE ARE SUPER HAPPY WITH THIS WUW PLACE AND THE FOOD THEY MAKING W PLACE

AS A CEO OF BALLAS WE ARE SUPER HAPPY WITH THIS WUW PLACE AND THE FOOD THEY MAKING W PLACE

NOBBY G IS THE BEST HE IS SO CUTE AND THE FOOD IS SO GOOD OMGG

The head chef is so good at cooking!

best cafe ever

LOVE THIS PLACE BEST FOOD PLACE ᐡ꒳ᐡ

best food place in city +scoobi best server

BEST FOOD AROUND

Scoobi is a top tier member of the UwU cafe. I think he deserves a promotion for all his hard work and activity

The tofu soups well good <3 and scoobi is awesome

I'm Miley Cyrus and this is my favorite Cat Cafe in the city

Great customer service. Super welcoming. Served by Nobby Gee

Amazing place, Very comforting and amazing service from knobiegee

Great discord kittens

Always welcomed with a meow by a street cat named Scoobi. I fear he may be rabid as when I pull my gun out he hisses. I always order tofu soup although the kitchen smells like burnt toast when I do. Till this day I am unsure if I am having a stroke or the wonderful Miss Rye Bunny is burning the first batch of Tofu Soup. I love cc!

Nobby Gee is the best! From an anonymous customer

You always get a free side of chaos with your order. 10/10 would recommend

Johnny was very welcoming. Complimented my sideburns and also gave me my drinks not in a bag in which I didnt request but I do prefer. Very good employee and will defo be returning. xxx

I may have driven my truck on the grass and ruined it but I really enjoyed my Sushi!!! 🍣 Sorry about the grass Yuumi!!! 👉👈

Very good food and people are very nice :)

AMZING FOOD AND PEOPLE 10/10

THEM TEAS BUSSIN

claw machine is a scam

Rye was lovely and my food was great. Scoobi repeatedly called me a fat c*nt Somewhat mixed review

very good. i like it so good

amala da killa

DELICIOSO AYYY DIOS MIO

Scoobi gave me a heart donut, it really made my day! ❤

Very good service, been 3 times already today and i plan to come here atleast 12 more. Very good and social personnel.

My soup i was given by the cat thing tasted foul, like someone pissed in it. Other than that it was fine <3 🥰✨

Such a great place to chill with an assortment, often a great vibe around Uwu Cafe.

the best food ever

very cute i want scoobi snack

scooby is saur good at cleaning lololollol

My favourite food is a Chonky Box with cream, a non carbonated beverage and a side of fortune cookie, i sold my nephews to buy it and it was worth it. Much love James Kok.

Amazing food and amazing staff <3

I Love you all <3, best foooood eva

Very dusty but tasted good

lovely place nice people come check it out amazing customer service

very good food good customer service

Amazing Lovely Staff <3

hot staff ss

Got served by Wolf, such a lovely waitress and gave excellent service, would love to get served again :)

yuumi smells like cheesecake she needs to sort that out :)

Amala made good food even thought I got it late and it was cold and wasnt what i ordered but it was good still :)

quandale dingle ding is a great worker gangster walk hipster also has a very nice service i waited 1hour for food and it was cold just the way i like it 10-10 #cheese #iHaveHighColesterol

Some absolute baddies here!

VERY GOOD SERVICE I GOT FOOD AND ATE IT LOVEY STUFF VERY NICE

I Love Cat Cafe Employes They Are Friendly. + Good Food

10/10 service apart from i still havent been given my black card 😒

Some top scran, Suiiii

Johnny was on the spot! He hooked me up!

9/10 - Tried robbing once and they didn't hand over the money. Cats are very good, pls never let Kenji be one. Food is ok

Kept getting hit with snowballs had to taze a guy. 10/10 customer service and staff. The cats are an extra bonus

I got told to write this.

Johnny made me some great scran 10/10

Good food. They kept asking me about their cats though