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About Us

Here at the UwU Cat Cafe we work hard to provide the best level of care for all customers, staff and others in the city! We serve a wide range of exciting & fun meals, Our diverse work team are hard working and strive to improve the cafe wherever possible. We love hearing back from our customers on ways in which we can improve.

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New Toy Box!

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Our Staff

Yuumi Sphynx
Charlie Voss
Harley Quinnn
Max Purrr
Amala Tiller
Biggy Batista
Jonny Coldones
Kadee Leigh
Angel Monet
Eli Smith
Jacob Swift
Johnny Kun
Nobby Gee
Stormi Summers
Chef Papi
Coco Black
Gina Rogers
Henry Drake
Jayden Voss
Lunaria Liu
Maze Munch
Muchos Uwu
Nigel Green
Niki Quicky
Steve Monet
Teemo Tee
Titi Smacker
Beter Bussy
Bicky Burga
Bob Katz
Evee Uwu
Flaco Flores
Fluffy JoJo
John Shore
Kallum Precitipation
Luis Mendoza
Skyler Blue

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† Doesn't include "Meal Deal" in this deal.
Any resale of UwU Cat Cafe Products and/or merchandise will be met with legal action and is not permitted.

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